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The day he found out Angelina Jolie was adopting him

brown-sistaa:

LAMO

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andtheskylights:

LMFAO Word 

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thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

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whereisthecoool:

Yours Shoes

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shaquillesky:

Ab Soul! Jheno Aiko ♥

Terrorist Threats!

Kick your game, spit your flow
Can’t fuck with this Top Dawg shit though ♥

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stayyzooted:

Lol yesss.

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